by alex on December 8, 2011
From Keith Weinbaum, Director of Information Security of Quicken Loans Inc.
From the job posting:
WARNING: If you believe in implementing security only for the sake of security or only for the sake of checking a box, then this is not the job for you. ALSO, if your primary method of justifying security solutions is to sell FUD to decision makers, then we STRONGLY suggest that you close this page right now as it’s POSSIBLE that reading this job posting will infect your computer with a worm, virus, trojan, nasty bacterium, and/or bovine spongiform encephalopathy OH MY!!! In fact, you should just stop using the scary interwebs all together!
Kudos, Keith. You’ve made the Alex Hutton Personal Hall of Fame with this one.